What does a fake br32ast actually feel like? Why did she have to go through the trouble of getting her br32asts augmented? These are all questions you’re probably thinking about once you start to suspect that your girlfriend’s b022obs are, ahem, enhanced. Do take note that size alone isn’t a great indicator of whether or not a woman is sporting a silicone pair. The media may have encouraged us to think that all fake br32asts are triple D’s popping out of an itty bitty bikini, but this is not always the case. Not all women want ridiculously large br32asts.
In fact, some women may even be more than pleased with a modest b-cup! It should be pointed out, however, that fake or not, all b022obs are pretty fantastic – from the au naturel sets to the cosmetically enhanced versions. But for the mere sake of sating your curiosity, allow us to assist you in ascertaining if your girl has indeed had some work done on her blouse bunnies.
How can you tell if she’s had surgery on her br32asts?
So how do you find out if your girlfriend has had some work done without performing a squeeze test? Staring is rude, but you may not be able to help yourself when it comes to her mysterious rack. Read the tips below to help you solve the mystery of your girlfriend’s overly perky, fabulous br32asts.
#1 The shape test.
The biggest indicator of whether your girlfriend is sporting br32ast implants or not is the way they look. Natural br32asts can sometimes take on a “sloped” look, as real br32asts are pear-shaped, with the bulk of mass being at the bottom of the br32ast *thanks, gravity!*. br32ast implants, however, defy the laws of physics and retain their perfectly rounded shape, no matter what position they are in.
#2 How high?
Natural br32asts usually fall at about armpit height. Some poorly done br32ast implants, however, will have the br32asts starting far too high up on the chest. If you’ve seen real ones in real life, odds are, you’re going to be able to spot the discrepancies in the altered ones.
#3 Added perks.
It should be noted that natural br32asts, as fabulous as they may be, are prone to eventual sagging – even at a young age. If your girlfriend is sporting an impressive set of b022obs that look unnaturally perky both in and outside of wearing a bra *with no sagging despite their giant stature*, she has probably had implants put in. Furthermore, natural br32asts usually have a 3 inch space in between each b02ob. If your girlfriend’s b022obs are either ridiculously far apart or constantly touching and sporting unrealistic c1eavage, those b022obs have been tampered with!
#4 The horizontal test.
Similarly, you’ll want to take note of where her br32asts sit when she is lying flat on her back. Natural br32asts will fall back in or to the sides of her chest. Similar to “porn” b022obs, br32ast implants will not have a natural “lay”on a woman’s body. Instead of falling to the sides, they’ll stick straight up as though she were still standing.
If you’ve had the chance to see your girlfriend n23ked or in a bikini, you may have noticed a bit of scarring around the bottoms of her br32asts, nipples, in her underarms, or maybe even an abundance of stretch marks around the area in question. These are all common signs of having had a b02ob job.
#6 Noisy b022obs.
Spooky, right? A little known fact about br32ast implants is that they can sometimes make noise. A light, “swooshing” sound when she moves around is due to the liquid inside the implant. Those who are perfectly trained in their hearing will be able to spot the sounds of a definite implant.
#7 Body proportion.
If your girlfriend is weighing in at a size 3 with double Ds, you better know those suckers are fake. Many women make the mistake of choosing implants that are far too big for their bodies, resulting in an unrealistic effect. Women’s bodies are generally proportional. If she has tiny hips and a tiny waist, DNA shows that her br32asts will be proportionally small, as well. While this is not always the case, it sure is a dead giveaway for spotting fake br32asts. Now that you know they’re fake…..